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A focused one-pager takes about a week (content ready). A 3–5 page site usually needs 2–3 weeks including feedback. If you need faster, we can discuss a rush plan.
Absolutely. The service packages are a starting point. We specialize in creating custom static sites and brand identities tailored to unique business needs. Please get in touch to discuss your specific project.
We do SEO hygiene: clean structure, fast pages, sensible metadata, and schema where it helps. We’re not a blog-farm agency; we build a base that can rank and convert.
I can plan calls during US mornings/early afternoons and invoice in USD. You’ll get clear timelines, Loom walkthroughs, and tidy handovers.
If the first direction misses, I’ll re-frame the concept once at no extra cost. If it still doesn’t feel right, you keep the exploration files and I’ll refund 25%—simple and fair.
Care Plan covers minor edits, uptime checks, and quarterly speed/SEO hygiene with a 48-hour response window. It keeps your site tidy without a big retainer.
You’ll get final logo files (PNG/SVG), brand sheet, and site exports in a shared folder. Domains and hosting are set up under your accounts so you keep control.
If your timeline is tight and we can keep scope crisp, I can offer a rush slot. I’ll confirm feasibility and add a rush fee to protect quality.
We’ll co-write headlines and microcopy so it sounds human and converts. If you need full-page copy, we can add it to the scope.
Projects are fixed-scope with a 50% deposit to book the slot and 50% on delivery. I accept USD via card or bank transfer and provide a simple agreement before we begin.
We keep a small sliding scale: up to 25% off for registered nonprofits, up to 20% for students. Limited slots each month—ask when you reach out.
Both. If you have a brand, we’ll make it sing on web. If you don’t, the Identity Kit sets your logo, type, color, and social assets so everything looks consistent.
Every project is unique. Our Services page lists "starting at" prices to provide a general idea of the investment. The final cost depends on the project's scope, such as the number of pages, custom features, and the complexity of the design. The best way to get an accurate estimate is to contact us for a detailed, no-obligation quote.
Your goals, a few links you like (and hate), basic content (or we’ll help shape it), and fast feedback. We’ll handle the structure, UX, and “one clear action” per page.
Static = fast, secure, low maintenance. No plugin drama. If you need a blog or simple edits, we can add a lightweight CMS or keep it developer-simple—your call.
Logo system (primary, secondary, mark), color palette, type pair, IG avatar + 6 post templates, 1-page brand sheet, and export-ready PNG/SVG files.
You get a practical set you can use immediately: primary/secondary logos + a simple mark, a color palette that prints well, a readable type pair, IG avatar and 6 post templates for quick posts, a one-page brand sheet (PDF), and tidy exports (PNG/SVG + favicon). Clean, consistent, ready for web and print.
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